1 00:00:02,310 --> 00:00:02,970 - [whistles] - Come on! 2 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:04,560 It's picture time! 3 00:00:04,666 --> 00:00:07,066 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:08,133 - ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 5 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,833 - ♪ The really Loud house ♪ 6 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:14,166 [bell rings] 7 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:15,730 - [sighs] We did it. 8 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:16,600 - It's done. 9 00:00:18,230 --> 00:00:19,790 - The reason Clyde and I are celebrating 10 00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:22,760 is because on any other day from 11:20 to 12:05, 11 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,530 we'd be suffering through gym class. 12 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,390 - What do you think we're doing today? 13 00:00:26,457 --> 00:00:28,857 [whistle blows] 14 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:30,460 - I'm going to go with dodgeball. 15 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:31,840 But not today. 16 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,490 Because for the last year and a half, 17 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:35,860 Clyde and I have been on an unrelenting quest to eliminate 18 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:37,300 gym from the school schedule. 19 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:39,370 You name it, we've tried it. 20 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:39,940 - OK. 21 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,110 I've hacked into the Royal Woods 22 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:42,280 school district mainframe. 23 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,660 Can we take care of the-- 24 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:44,160 - Oh. 25 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:45,850 Here's my birthday check from Pop-Pop. 26 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:49,480 - Easiest $3 I've ever made. 27 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:50,530 What do you want me to do? 28 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,670 Remove your absences? 29 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:52,900 Put you on the honor roll? 30 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:55,030 Special passes so you can poop in the teachers' lounge? 31 00:00:55,030 --> 00:00:57,100 - Eliminate gym class from our school schedule. 32 00:00:57,340 --> 00:00:58,900 - That's above my pay grade. 33 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,030 - Where's the moolah? 34 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,320 - Where's the voodoo doll? 35 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:07,450 - What do you want me to do to Coach Keck? 36 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,880 Temporary blindness, swollen ankles, 37 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,350 give her the head of a chipmunk? 38 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:13,270 - We just want her to be temporarily 39 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:14,980 unavailable to teach gym. 40 00:01:15,010 --> 00:01:17,650 We were thinking tonsillitis, appendicitis. 41 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:19,330 Any of the -itises will do. 42 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,130 - Or maybe just a bad cold. 43 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,020 - I'm not going to waste my voodoo on something she 44 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,850 can beat with orange juice. 45 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:27,820 - That voodoo stuff probably doesn't even work anyway. 46 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:28,540 - Wrong. 47 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,800 [dramatic music] 48 00:01:30,866 --> 00:01:32,600 - Ah! 49 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:33,950 - Please stop! 50 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,600 - You can keep this. Thank you. 51 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:36,740 - Thank you. 52 00:01:37,190 --> 00:01:40,820 - Then we finally talked to the one true visionary 53 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:41,660 in the family. 54 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:42,740 - It's called a vision board. 55 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:44,540 You write up what you want, and it just happens. 56 00:01:44,570 --> 00:01:47,030 See, this is me on a unicorn in Paris. 57 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:48,980 This is me on a date with Timothée Chalamet. 58 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:52,340 And this is me on a unicorn with Timothée Chalamet outside 59 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:52,910 of Paris. 60 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:54,500 Ooh, watch this. 61 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:59,100 Peach pie. 62 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:03,420 - Hey, does anyone want a piece of my famous peach pie? 63 00:02:03,487 --> 00:02:04,754 [cash register dings] 64 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:06,310 - Impressive. 65 00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:10,600 [upbeat music] 66 00:02:10,949 --> 00:02:12,120 The vision board worked. 67 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:14,910 Our gym teacher, Coach Keck, came down with shingles. 68 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:17,010 Or should I say, the shingles came down on her 69 00:02:17,010 --> 00:02:18,240 when the gym roof collapsed. 70 00:02:18,307 --> 00:02:21,373 [clattering, birds chirping] 71 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,140 - [groans] 72 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,110 - Gym getting canceled was the best thing 73 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,340 that ever happened to us. 74 00:02:26,370 --> 00:02:28,500 Sure, there were a few bumps in the road. 75 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:30,900 Without dodgeball, school bullies had 76 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,660 more time for other things. 77 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:35,460 We should totally play that new game when we get home. 78 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:36,540 - Give us your lunch, nerds. 79 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:42,890 - Luckily, Clyde and I know how to adapt. 80 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:43,940 Right on time. 81 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:45,080 - Here you go, guys. 82 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:46,160 Tuna on rye. 83 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,050 - And PB and J with the crusts cut off. 84 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,220 Excellent choice, Bruce. 85 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,260 - Remember to get your orders in by 7:30 86 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:52,370 for tomorrow's lunches. 87 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,220 - See you tomorrow, nerds. 88 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:55,700 - Yep. 89 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,260 Clyde and I couldn't be stopped. 90 00:02:57,290 --> 00:02:58,520 Our luck just kept rolling. 91 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,170 - Good thing they didn't ask for my wallet. 92 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:05,150 - Two tickets to Rip Hardcore's One-in-a-Lifetime Annual 93 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:06,680 Wild Animal Spectacular? 94 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:07,310 - Yep. 95 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:10,700 - Isn't this cool? - Awesome! 96 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:10,970 - Yeah. 97 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,260 That's where I did my speech over there. 98 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,580 Let's go to our seats. 99 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:13,880 - Oh, yeah. 100 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 [rock music] 101 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,630 - Do you know what time it is? 102 00:03:20,697 --> 00:03:22,697 all: Hawk cam time! 103 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:23,470 - That's right! 104 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,780 We planted a microchip camera into the eye of a hawk. 105 00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:27,347 [hawk screeches] 106 00:03:27,414 --> 00:03:29,147 [wings flapping] 107 00:03:29,214 --> 00:03:31,880 both: Awesome! 108 00:03:31,947 --> 00:03:33,214 [hawk screeches] 109 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,147 - [gasps] 110 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:36,280 both: Not awesome. 111 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,746 [hawk screeches] 112 00:03:37,746 --> 00:03:40,613 [crowd shouting] 113 00:03:40,613 --> 00:03:41,847 - [screams] 114 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,181 [clothes ripping] 115 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:43,681 - That's not good. 116 00:03:43,846 --> 00:03:46,080 - My finger. 117 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,290 - It was kind of cool to see a hawk so close-up. 118 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:53,850 Not for that one kid behind us. 119 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:55,860 - I'm just glad they found most of his fingers. 120 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,650 I feel like it's our fault Rip's hawk attacked that kid. 121 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:00,150 - We didn't tell him to attack him. 122 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:01,620 He was going after those corn dogs. 123 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:01,980 - Right. 124 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,380 But we threw our corn dogs in his lap. 125 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:06,630 - The fact is, corn dogs are delicious. 126 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:08,460 If we had been eating any other food, 127 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:09,810 the hawk wouldn't have gone for him. 128 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:11,790 - Why did we have to be eating corn dogs? 129 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:15,480 - Because we can't resist them, and neither could the hawk. 130 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,579 No, this isn't our fault, Clyde. 131 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:19,350 If it's anyone's fault, it's the guy 132 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:20,610 who invented the corn dog. 133 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:22,560 If you make something that delicious, 134 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,820 eventually a hawk is going to bite 135 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:25,260 an innocent kid's fingers off. 136 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,590 - What's up, little rippers? Yeah. 137 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:30,420 It's me. - Who's this guy? 138 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:31,850 - Rip Hardcore. 139 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:33,170 - You're not Rip Hardcore. 140 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:33,950 - That's right. 141 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:36,920 The one and only Rip Hardcore, baby. 142 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:39,640 Oh, yeah! 143 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,140 Rip! 144 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:42,270 - I can't believe they replaced Rip Hardcore. 145 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:43,440 - And it's all our fault. 146 00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:44,850 - I'll tell you this-- 147 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:46,590 I'm never eating another corn dog again. 148 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,000 After this one, of course. 149 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,140 These things are delicious. 150 00:04:49,207 --> 00:04:51,140 [munching] 151 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,507 [dumpster clangs] 152 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:53,690 - Hey! 153 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,430 Trying to eat here! 154 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,100 both: Rip Hardcore? 155 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:03,710 - Sorry you boys have to see me this way. 156 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:07,610 It's been a long, rough road since I lost my show. 157 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:09,140 - Didn't it just happen yesterday? 158 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,330 - They can't do this to you. 159 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,740 You're Rip Hardcore. 160 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,630 - I was Rip Hardcore. 161 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:16,970 The studio owns that name. 162 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:20,030 And they took it back, along with my apartment, 163 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:23,120 my car, and my hawk, who never hurt anybody. 164 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:25,070 Except for that one kid. 165 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,170 Showbiz is a cruel mistress. 166 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,660 One day, you're Rip Hardcore, and the next, 167 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:30,830 you're Stanley Bunch. 168 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,090 - Your name is Stanley Bunch? 169 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:32,900 - Yeah. 170 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:37,910 I'm Stanley Bunch, trying to make a salad in a dumpster. 171 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:38,930 - We can help you. 172 00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:39,500 - Yeah. 173 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:42,800 There's a tomato right by your left foot. 174 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:44,510 - I was thinking a bit bigger, Clyde. 175 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:49,364 - All I ever wanted was to be loved! 176 00:05:49,364 --> 00:05:54,080 [sobbing] 177 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,170 - Rip Hardcore sure has been crying a long time. 178 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:57,670 - [sobs] 179 00:05:58,310 --> 00:05:59,750 - He does everything hardcore. 180 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:01,160 He laughs hardcore. 181 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,570 He cries hardcore. 182 00:06:02,866 --> 00:06:04,233 - [farts] 183 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:06,770 - He farts into our couch cushions hardcore. 184 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,330 - His real name is Stanley Bunch. 185 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,440 - That's sad. 186 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,480 - Smells so sad. 187 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,310 - Does he have a vision board? 188 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,390 I'm going to go talk to him. 189 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,870 And that fart has traveled. 190 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,630 - I guess he really ripped one. 191 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:22,130 [chuckles] 192 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:24,980 - Oh, no. - No. 193 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:25,280 - But I-- - No, Dad. 194 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:25,550 - All right. 195 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:26,270 Let's go to bed. 196 00:06:27,633 --> 00:06:30,933 - [sobbing] 197 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:31,910 - How are you doing, Rip? 198 00:06:33,950 --> 00:06:35,930 - [sobs] My name isn't Rip anymore. 199 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:39,590 Call me Stanley. 200 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:41,790 [sobbing] 201 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:43,320 - They may be able to take away your name, 202 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,850 but they can't take away your pride. 203 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:48,570 No matter how hard life hits you, you hit it back harder! 204 00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:50,550 You know who told us that? 205 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:51,240 - No. 206 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,050 - You did. 207 00:06:52,650 --> 00:06:55,080 - [sobbing] Oh. 208 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,610 - He's got to stop sooner or later. 209 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,166 - [sobbing] 210 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,630 - Clyde, do you hear that? 211 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:12,920 - I don't hear anything. 212 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:13,640 - Exactly. 213 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,960 Rip stopped crying. 214 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:16,520 Maybe we should go check on him. 215 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:17,810 Stanley? 216 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,390 Stanley? 217 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:20,890 [door creaks] 218 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,880 - Stanley's gone. 219 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,810 [grunts] 220 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:25,650 - What's happening? 221 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:26,940 - I'll tell you what's happening. 222 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:29,460 I thought about what you said about what I said, 223 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:30,570 and I was right. 224 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:33,060 When life punches you in the face, you punch back harder. 225 00:07:33,566 --> 00:07:36,200 [grunts] 226 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,670 Rip Hardcore's back! 227 00:07:38,737 --> 00:07:39,937 [both laugh] 228 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:42,060 - I still don't have anywhere to live. 229 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:43,440 So I'm going to need to post up here 230 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:44,970 for the foreseeable future. 231 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:46,590 Now, who wants to go catch a wolf 232 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:47,580 while the moon is still up? 233 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,033 [howls] 234 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:51,150 - I live with Rip Hardcore! 235 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,700 - No, we live with Rip Hardcore. 236 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,620 - For the foreseeable future. 237 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:01,666 [Hootie and The Blowfish's "Only Wanna Be With You"] 238 00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:08,600 ♪ ♪ 239 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:11,760 - Living with your hero is a dream come true. 240 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:14,190 We were three best friends. 241 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:16,000 ♪ ♪ 242 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,440 Everything was bigger. 243 00:08:17,507 --> 00:08:20,040 - ♪ You and me we come from different worlds ♪ 244 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:22,300 - And nothing was impossible. 245 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:23,260 - Syrup! 246 00:08:23,326 --> 00:08:25,493 [leaves rustling] 247 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,326 [syrup sloshing] 248 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:28,860 both: Pizza pancakes? 249 00:08:28,927 --> 00:08:30,294 - Awesome! 250 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,159 - It's honorable to use the whole tree. 251 00:08:32,226 --> 00:08:33,726 [horn honks] 252 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,120 - Oh, no. 253 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,200 We're going to miss the bus! 254 00:08:36,409 --> 00:08:37,730 - Don't worry, boys. 255 00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:39,230 [dramatic music] 256 00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:40,700 Rip's got your back. 257 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:43,567 [tires screeching] 258 00:08:43,634 --> 00:08:46,800 - ♪ You and me we come from different worlds ♪ 259 00:08:46,990 --> 00:08:48,310 - Just a few more minutes. 260 00:08:48,377 --> 00:08:50,110 ♪ You like to laugh at me ♪ 261 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:52,730 - I'm literally holding this with one finger right now. 262 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:54,050 Just thought you should know. 263 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:58,217 [bell rings] 264 00:08:58,570 --> 00:08:59,710 - Where's our lunch, nerds? 265 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,150 - Well, there's a little mix-up. 266 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:02,980 - Today we decided we're going to pack you a couple 267 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:03,910 of knuckle sandwiches. 268 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,800 - You guys are dead meat. 269 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,030 - Are they? 270 00:09:07,097 --> 00:09:09,930 [cracks knuckles] 271 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:12,170 - Let's get out of here. That's guy's huge. 272 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:14,690 - You know I can't legally punch those kids, right? 273 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,210 - Everything was going our way. 274 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:19,530 - They're so cute. 275 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:21,600 - Boys wanted to be us, and girls 276 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,310 finally wanted to talk to us. 277 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,660 - You're so cute. 278 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:27,300 - And we still didn't have to go to gym class. 279 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:28,950 Looking good, Coach Keck. 280 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:31,666 - [groans] 281 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:34,666 [cheerful music] 282 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:35,966 ♪ ♪ 283 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,700 - Clyde, I don't want to jinx it, 284 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,440 but I think we're on a permanent roll. 285 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,270 - We can't live with Rip anymore. 286 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:43,800 - Because-- 287 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,850 - He's too awesome? 288 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,820 - Yes, it's because he's too awesome. 289 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,800 - If his IQ hits 40, he should sell. 290 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:51,300 - I have a hard enough time keeping food 291 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,130 in this house with 11 kids. 292 00:09:53,197 --> 00:09:56,130 [upbeat music] 293 00:09:56,197 --> 00:10:03,697 ♪ ♪ 294 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:04,910 - What? 295 00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:06,170 You asked Rip to put them away. 296 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,340 Rip put them away. 297 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:10,190 - And Rip's misunderstanding of basic idiomatic phrases 298 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:11,480 isn't the only problem. 299 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,010 - He's a flat-earther. 300 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,100 "When I walk, it's flat. 301 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:20,780 When I put down my dumbbells, they don't roll away." 302 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,000 - You think that's bad? 303 00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:26,000 [rock music] 304 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:33,200 ♪ ♪ 305 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,100 [channels switching] 306 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,200 [liquid sloshes] 307 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:47,450 I mean, would it kill this guy to wear a shirt? 308 00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:49,400 - What are you, the shirt police? 309 00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:51,590 - Are you wearing fake eyelashes? 310 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,150 - No. 311 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,890 - OK, someone needs to talk to Rip. 312 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:56,210 He keeps taking my makeup mirror, 313 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:58,130 and I need my makeup mirror to do my makeup. 314 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:58,970 - You look fine. 315 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:00,650 [dramatic music] 316 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:03,230 - And I think he stole my fake eyelashes. 317 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,610 - I'm the man of the house. 318 00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:05,900 I'm going to put my foot down. 319 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,430 He has got to go. 320 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,340 Hey there, Rip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. 321 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:11,990 Looking good, big guy. 322 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:14,180 [chuckles] Mi casa es su casa. 323 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,180 [chuckles] He's got to go. 324 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:21,110 - The guy lost everything-- his job, his apartment. 325 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,430 - When we found him, he was eating 326 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:23,870 salad out of a dumpster. 327 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,670 - Look, he's a grown man. 328 00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:27,530 He needs to put on his big-boy pants-- 329 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:27,950 - And shirt. 330 00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:30,020 - --get a job, and get back on his feet. 331 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:32,390 - And accept the physical laws of the universe. 332 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,930 - Well, Clyde, I guess we should put on our boots, 333 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:38,780 because these people want us to kick a man while he's down. 334 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,360 - I'd expect more from the creator of Charity Week. 335 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,090 - I was raised to use these arms for hugging, 336 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,560 not pushing people away. 337 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,900 So we're not going to force that beautiful man 338 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:48,830 to get a job. 339 00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,470 - We're going to nurture him for as long as he needs. 340 00:11:51,537 --> 00:11:53,704 [gentle music] 341 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:57,070 - [sniffles] 342 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:58,750 - Hey, Rip. How you doing? 343 00:11:58,780 --> 00:11:59,620 - Good. Great. 344 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:00,700 Grand. Wonderful. 345 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,260 Extraordinarily happy. 346 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,880 And it's all because of you two. 347 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:06,040 I'm going to pay you back so good. 348 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,660 - Rip, we don't want your money. 349 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,070 - Good, because I don't have any. 350 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,530 I'm going to train you for free. 351 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,600 When I'm through with you guys, you're going to be lean, 352 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,280 mean, middle school machines. 353 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,140 - Rip, that's not necessary. 354 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,620 - Yeah, we're good. 355 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,870 - It's already been decided. 356 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,910 Now drop down and give me 20! 357 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:25,410 - Push-ups? 358 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,300 - No. Fish-ups. 359 00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:29,640 They're like push-ups, but over a tank 360 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,110 of bloodthirsty piranhas. 361 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,460 Don't be scared! 362 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,610 - Rip was determined to pay us back. 363 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:40,050 And when he sets his mind to something, he goes all out. 364 00:12:40,117 --> 00:12:42,484 [alarm clock rings] 365 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:44,717 [both yelling] 366 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:45,760 - Wakey, wakey. 367 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,960 - The dream of living with our hero suddenly 368 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,280 turned into a nightmare. 369 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,590 To increase our cardio, Rip no longer 370 00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:58,000 protected us from the bullies. - Get back here! 371 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,990 - You're dead meat! 372 00:12:58,990 --> 00:12:59,920 - We're not done with you yet! 373 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,620 - The boys no longer wanted to be us. 374 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,120 - I don't want them to come near me. 375 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,920 - And the girls ended their brief interest 376 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:06,880 in talking to us. 377 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,080 - Eww. 378 00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:11,080 [dramatic music] 379 00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:15,246 ♪ ♪ 380 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:17,280 - Let's get that man a job. 381 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,270 - Yes! 382 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:23,860 - It takes a village to get a man a job, 383 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,260 especially when you're talking about this guy. 384 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,930 - Do you have any special skills? 385 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,200 - Is this special enough? 386 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,240 - I'll put down ability to focus on two things at once. 387 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,640 - They say dress for the job you want, 388 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:41,690 not the job you have. 389 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,010 Which is no job. 390 00:13:43,076 --> 00:13:44,743 [fabric rips] 391 00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:48,570 - How does this look? 392 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:49,620 - Looks good to me. 393 00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:52,320 [chuckles] 394 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,820 - Let's talk about your office skills. 395 00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:54,750 Do you know Word? 396 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,060 - I know almost 100 words. 397 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:02,230 Lamp, bicycle, lamp. 398 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,960 - This is round. 399 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,760 - Why is that flat? 400 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,670 - He's going to live with us forever. 401 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,460 - Waterslide, turkey bone. 402 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,950 Did I say lamp yet? 403 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,720 - What about PowerPoint? 404 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,010 - Rip can power point. 405 00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:21,610 [upbeat music] 406 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,260 - So you've told me about some of your strengths. 407 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:24,700 Tell me about some of your weaknesses. 408 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,470 - Some people say I can be too honest. 409 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:27,880 - Well, I don't see that as a weakness. 410 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,200 - Who gives a rip what you think? 411 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,120 You kids are right there. 412 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,500 Weight room's over there. 413 00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,420 Your parents' bedroom, over there. 414 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,830 - Interview day! 415 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:38,050 - [sighs] You're ready. 416 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:38,680 - OK. 417 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,850 - You got this, Stanley. 418 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,650 - It's going to go great. - Go get 'em. 419 00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:42,490 - Good luck! 420 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,150 [door shuts] 421 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:44,900 - No. 422 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:45,920 - No. 423 00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:47,600 - No. 424 00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:49,720 - Can I have some fries? 425 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:51,730 - No. 426 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:53,320 - Can I have a piece of candy? 427 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,220 - No. 428 00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:54,940 - Bonsai? 429 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:55,630 - No. 430 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,090 - Can I have that stapler? 431 00:14:59,120 --> 00:14:59,780 - No. 432 00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:04,110 - You want to hang out sometime? 433 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:05,250 - No. 434 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:10,966 [indistinct chatter on television] 435 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,440 - I want to watch TV. 436 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,480 - I want to eat some of that chicken. 437 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,940 - Well, I want to smash him over the head with this globe. 438 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:18,990 - [laughs] 439 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,940 - I set the AC to 44 degrees. 440 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,770 The man's impervious. 441 00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:26,070 Oh! 442 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:26,880 Wait. 443 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,980 He's putting his shirt on. 444 00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:31,514 [groans] 445 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:33,410 - That's it. 446 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:33,910 [keyboard clacking] 447 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,860 - Oh, are you going to update his résumé? 448 00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:37,670 - No. 449 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,530 I'm looking for apartments. 450 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:40,820 - Count me in. 451 00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:43,790 There is no job on this green and very round Earth 452 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,530 that that man is qualified for. 453 00:15:45,597 --> 00:15:48,030 [rooster crows] 454 00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:50,663 - ♪ There was a stud whose name was Rip ♪ 455 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,430 ♪ And Rippo was his name-o ♪ 456 00:15:52,497 --> 00:15:55,697 ♪ R-I, uh, N-G-O ♪ 457 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:57,500 - I don't know what's worse-- 458 00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,930 listening to that man try to spell his own name 459 00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:01,310 or trying to hold in my pee. 460 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,620 - The bus comes in 10 minutes and I still haven't eaten. 461 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:04,730 - Well, good luck. 462 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,140 Rip's eaten everything in the house. 463 00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:07,340 Mom's at the store now. 464 00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:09,890 - I'm so hungry, I can't even think about food. 465 00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:12,770 - ♪ Name-o, R-I, uh, N-G-O ♪ 466 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:15,230 - Man, looks like you're never going to shower again. 467 00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,840 - [scoffs] Luckily for me, my natural scent allows me to go 468 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,160 for weeks without bathing. 469 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,000 Up top. 470 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,800 - Ugh. 471 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,300 - I'll rub some pine cones under there 472 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,170 on the way to school. 473 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:25,520 - Thank you. 474 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,733 - ♪ And Rippo was his name-o ♪ 475 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,520 - He stopped singing. 476 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,140 I think he might be finished. 477 00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:37,873 - ♪ 10,000 muscles on Rip's body ♪ 478 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,507 ♪ 10,000 muscles on Rip ♪ - [groans] 479 00:16:39,573 --> 00:16:43,140 [bell rings] 480 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,003 - What's wrong with your arm? 481 00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:46,820 - That pine cone had a lot of sap on it. 482 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,950 There's nothing like a Monday morning with a sticky armpit. 483 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,540 - Well, look on the bright side. 484 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,630 Normally, we'd be walking into gym class right now. 485 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:54,980 - That's very true. 486 00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:57,080 You know, I'm starting to feel a little guilty about how 487 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,310 much my family is suffering. 488 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,020 I know I blamed the guy who invented the corn dog, 489 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,060 but it's really our fault Rip moved in. 490 00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,500 We're the ones who got him fired. 491 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,690 - Well, your family better get used to living with Rip, 492 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,210 because there is no job that man is capable of. 493 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,550 - Unless there's a job that pays you to torture children. 494 00:17:10,617 --> 00:17:13,050 - [chuckles] 495 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,200 - No. 496 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,520 No way. 497 00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:20,349 We can't tell Rip about this job. 498 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,670 - It would get him out of the house. 499 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:24,280 - And into our school, teaching gym? 500 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,300 Gym, Lincoln. 501 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,730 We've been trying to get rid of gym since first grade. 502 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,440 And now that we finally did it, 503 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,840 you want to throw it all away, just because you don't want 504 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,980 to live with Rip Hardcore? 505 00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:35,050 - My family is so sad. 506 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:37,150 - Think about how sad we're going to be in gym class! 507 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:41,380 Running miles, dodging balls, taking showers in locker rooms 508 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,780 where people point and laugh-- I mean at you. 509 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:44,110 I-- 510 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,020 - But my family-- 511 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:49,150 - This is bigger than your family, Lincoln! 512 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,430 This is bigger than the both of us! 513 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,080 - What was I thinking? 514 00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,730 We can't tell Rip about this job. 515 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,960 - Darn right, we can't. 516 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,033 - [grunting] 517 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,430 Washing it in the creek really worked. 518 00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,330 [shower running] 519 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,980 He beat you guys to the shower again? 520 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,140 - No, he's still in there from this morning. 521 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,550 Wasn't enough that he took all the food. 522 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,110 He just had to take the water, too. 523 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:14,220 - Sigh. 524 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,020 - I had to pee in a bucket. 525 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,150 We got to get him out of this house. 526 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:20,580 - There's got to be some job out there he's qualified for. 527 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,570 - Well, there's not. 528 00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,640 - They're not just handing out jobs at school. 529 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,630 - Let it go, man! 530 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,270 - I think we handled that well. 531 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,700 [crickets chirping] 532 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,140 - All I want to do is brush my teeth. 533 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,760 - I haven't pooped in three days. 534 00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:38,260 - When is he going to move out, Mom? 535 00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:42,133 [suspenseful music] 536 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,660 - [gasps] What's happening? 537 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,070 - You can't sleep either, huh? 538 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,260 You know, I've been thinking more about it, 539 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,180 and I really think we should tell Rip about the-- 540 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,980 - Now imagine how much more that would have hurt 541 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:55,030 if it was a dodgeball. 542 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,220 But we don't have to imagine, Lincoln. 543 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,770 Because we live in a gym-free world, 544 00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,330 and it's going to stay that way. 545 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,210 Look, starting tomorrow, you can stay at my house. 546 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,130 We've got an unlimited hot water supply, 547 00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:08,110 and you get three gourmet meals a day. 548 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,460 It's gym class, man. 549 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,384 I can't. 550 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,950 [grunts] 551 00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:18,966 [guttural roar] 552 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,610 - That was my stomach. 553 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:22,600 What? 554 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,130 I'm starving. 555 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,633 - [sighs] 556 00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:36,850 - Man, you have some weird dreams. 557 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:39,450 - Round. 558 00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:40,540 - Look at this place. 559 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,550 How long have we been at your house? 560 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,430 - I don't know, but let's go back. 561 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:47,050 - Food? 562 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:47,890 - What? 563 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,690 - Do you have any food? 564 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,160 - Lucy, what happened to you? 565 00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:54,160 - Rip's eaten everything. 566 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,140 - You want a roasted Lin-cone? 567 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,380 They come in crispy, extra-crispy, or on fire. 568 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,910 But all of them give you the runs. 569 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,010 - Here. 570 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,150 Pick one. 571 00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:05,320 - Why? 572 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:07,420 - If we don't find food by morning, 573 00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:10,480 the short straw gets eaten. 574 00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:11,980 [slurps] 575 00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:12,760 - OK. 576 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:14,590 I'll see you back at the casa. 577 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,660 Hey, remember, no gym. 578 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,040 Stay strong. 579 00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,980 - Tell me I'm pretty. - Why? 580 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:21,820 - Rip took my makeup mirror. 581 00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,110 Tell me I'm pretty! 582 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:25,750 - Found this in the dumpster. 583 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,680 It's either sliced pears, baked beans, or motor oil. 584 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,020 - All of them give you the runs. 585 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:32,520 [chuckles] 586 00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:36,160 - If only Rip hadn't lost his job, then none of this 587 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,060 would have happened. 588 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:38,350 - It doesn't have to be this way. 589 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,030 I can get Rip a job. 590 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:40,900 - Dude! 591 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,820 - I can get Rip a job! 592 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,570 [together] Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln. 593 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:46,070 - Lin-cone. 594 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,800 [together] Lincoln, Lincoln. 595 00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:51,233 - I can get Rip a job! 596 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,440 I can get Rip a job. 597 00:20:54,507 --> 00:20:56,274 [dramatic music] 598 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,380 - You can? 599 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,910 - I should have told you sooner. 600 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:00,950 There's a job that's perfect for him. 601 00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:02,270 He could start tomorrow. 602 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,233 - Yes! - Lincoln, love! 603 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,000 - [sighs] 604 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,966 [bell rings] 605 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:09,160 - Yeah. 606 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,200 I am your new gym teacher. 607 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,850 - Maybe this won't be so bad. 608 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,050 We did get him this job. 609 00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:15,580 - I'm going to be doing things a little 610 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,200 different than your old teacher. 611 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:19,030 We're going to start with snack time. 612 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:22,600 Lincoln, Clyde, do you have any suggestions? 613 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,770 - How about corn dogs? 614 00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,390 - Yeah, we do like corn dogs. 615 00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:26,200 - Do you? 616 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,400 How about corn dogs? 617 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,740 Everybody loves corn dogs. 618 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,610 [whispers] I knew it was you guys. 619 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:35,860 OK. 620 00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:39,010 First we're starting with dodgeball. 621 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,320 Lincoln and Clyde, over here. 622 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,900 Everyone else, over there! 623 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,910 And as a special treat, I'll be joining in. 624 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,510 [whistle blows] 625 00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:53,200 [both screaming] 626 00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:56,866 - ♪ I only wanna be with you ♪ 627 00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:59,066 ♪ I only want to be with you ♪ 628 00:22:00,366 --> 00:22:02,666 [upbeat rock music] 629 00:22:02,733 --> 00:22:04,133 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 630 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,466 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 631 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,500 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 632 00:22:07,566 --> 00:22:09,000 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 633 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,400 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 634 00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:13,666 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 635 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,266 - ♪ In the Loud house, the really Loud house ♪ 636 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:17,500 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 637 00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:18,933 ♪ That's how we show our love ♪ 638 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,966 - ♪ In the Loud house, the really Loud house ♪ 639 00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:22,400 - ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 640 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,466 - ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 641 00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:24,400 ♪ ♪ 642 00:22:24,466 --> 00:22:29,566 ♪ The really Loud house ♪ 643 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:34,166 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0